The Real Short-Sleeve Tron.Buzz T-Shirt

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Description

Description

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch – Just like a perfectly fitting bush. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. It’s even more flattering if men and women try to join the same t-shirt. Or men and men, women and women, or … Whatever constellation you like. Don’t buy this t-shirt if you can’t handle the consequences:
• A massive increase of sexiness (even a #MeToo warning sign can’t stop the undressing with one’s eyes)
• People will notice you moaning while the shirt rubs on your body (be aware that every movement rubs)
• Random superpowers (according to people’s report)
• Pro Aditya (people can distinguish even the gender if you wear it and your name is Aditya)

Technical Specs & Features
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester (because combed AND ring-spun is what your upper body needs, studies showed)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz, aka. 142 g/m2 (was designed by NASA scientists to survive Thanos)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (compatible to the ducktape between the mouth corners)
• Side-seamed (no idea what it means, but sounds incredible)
• Made by people wearing clothes, for people that wear clothes

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Size Chart

Size Chart

Size guide

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Length (inches)27282930313233
Width (inches)16 ½182022242628
 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Length (cm)69717476798184
Width (cm)42465156616671

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